God came roaring up in his 4-wheel drive pick-up, skidded to a halt, slammed the door, and stomped up my newly-poured sidewalk. His hair was on fire. He scorched the lower branches of the chokecherry bushes before he flung open the front door. “Who d’ya think you are, you worthless pieceashit?” he shouted. “Your writing sucks. You can’t speak for me. I’m the Supreme Being. King. Ruler. God Almighty. I speak for My Self. You need to shut your damn trap.”
Something was deeply untrue. My throat tightened, but my disbelief saved me.
“Wrong turn,” I said.
“Like hell,” he yelled, coming for my throat.
I stood my ground, looked him in the eye, and said “Fake news.”
He screamed and writhed like the wicked witch, diluted to shadow.
“How’d you know? How’d you know?” He squealed a dramatic piggy squeal as he sank to the bottom of the inky nastiness at my feet.
I couldn’t explain how I knew any more than I could explain my aching stomach and pounding head. It hurt. Everything hurt. Lies and dark money. Hatred. Malignant neglect. Greed. Ignorance. Threats. Vicious attacks. Click bait. Click bait. Death bait. Hate bait. I named it. I stood with the wounded. I refused to strike back. That hurt too.
“Good work,” the real God whispered. I nodded in complete agreement. It was good work. Hard work. I could see that God had taken the brunt of the hit. She was still a little bent over.
“Why, oh why do you bother with us?” I asked, only half-sincere. “And where do you get the patience?”
“I can’t answer that, honey,” God said. “But you’ll know someday.” She was tired, but there was still a warm light in her eyes.
“Well, forgive me,” I said. “But I seriously doubt it.”
“Doubt’s good,” she said. “Compassion’s better.” Then she drifted to the porch, to my treasured collection of petrified wood. She chose one of my favorite pieces, ate it, and settled down among the beautiful fossils to rest.
“Nooooo,” I wailed. “Not that one. Not there.” But it was too late. She was gone.
Oh, I how I hate being human sometimes, swirling around in our ugly soup, hope against hope, kin against kin. We keep extracting, gorging, and making weapons. How are we going to fix this mess? Compassion hardly gets any clicks at all.
4 thoughts on “Click Bait”
After the events of the last two days (the Climate Accord debacle and the most recent terror attack in London) I REALLY needed this. Thank you.
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Yeah, the turbulence has been hell lately. Keep that seat belt buckled….
Perfect posting for Pentecost! Let the fires 🔥 in our hearts burn and send us forth into this messy, muddled world.
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Yes. Not the fires in our hair…the fires in our heart 🙂