Be It Resolved

“Hey, Atomic Invaders,” I said to some less well-known representatives from the Holy Collective. “In our miniscule corner of Your Vastness, a new year is upon us. Could you help me make some resolutions?”

“Why us?” the Atomic Invaders groaned in unison. “We’re busy being the better part of God.”

 “Ah, come on,” I glared. “You’re inscrutably tiny, dynamic, and mostly empty space. But you always act all big and determinate, so go ahead; boss me around.”

“You have no sense of proportion,” they said dismissively. “And no grasp of what it means to be empty. We need to take you shopping.”

Suddenly, we were in a giant box store, and I was afraid of their intentions. I unsheathed my glowing lightsaber and circled the Invaders, searching for a vulnerable place to stab, illuminate, or behead.

“Your footing is precarious,” the Invaders warned.  “And you should pinch your cheeks. You need to look like you’re worth saving.”

I hung my head. “I’m not sure I’m worth saving, and I don’t like it here. Everything costs more than I can afford.”

“Don’t be silly,” the Invaders said. “You’re in the wrong aisle.”

I looked up. Sure enough. I had wandered down the Aisle of Insistent Demands and Guaranteed Outcomes. Greedy shoppers yanked things from each other’s hands, spilling precious minutes all over the floor. I tried to back up, but it was slick and crowded.

“Pay it forward,” the Invaders advised.

I emptied my pockets, handed my coins to children, and followed the Atomic Invaders out the automatic door, where we sat ourselves down on a weathered bench with a view of the endless parking lot. The Atomic Invaders crossed their legs and threw their arms over each other’s shoulders.

“So, Ms. Empty Pockets, what shall we resolve?” they asked in a conciliatory tone.

I surveyed the lay of the land. “Smaller house, bigger shoes?”

The Atomic Invaders conferred among themselves, glancing at my feet.

“Yes,” they said as time sped forward, and the sun sank. “That’s an excellent plan. Sell what you can but keep what you must. The footing will not get less precarious.”

I felt resentful and sad. Not that long ago, I was the mountain goat hopping across rockslides, gracefully navigating the steepest slopes. I was the builder of ever-larger houses. Now I wear sensible shoes.

“How can you love diminishment?” I asked.

“Wrong word,” they said in cheery voices. “It’s transformation.”

“Sure it is,” I said sarcastically. “I’ll try to remember that.” I pulled on my large, stable boots to shovel the snow.