Arguing is easier than listening, even internally. It’s hard to ask myself why I believe what I believe and then to admit that sometimes, I just believe what I want to believe, whether it’s true or not.
And sadly, I’m not alone. Being wrong can be so devastating that even in the face of serious contradictory evidence, people will defend themselves to the point of absurdity, poisoning conversations and relationships as they dig ever deeper holes.
“Are you including me in this scathing indictment?” Big Guy asks.
“Yes,” I say, without hesitation.
“Well, that’s just wrong,” he says, chuckling.
I give him a phony smile. “Tell me more,” I say, sidestepping conflict with my excellent listening skills.
“You don’t have excellent listening skills,” Big Guy counters. “And I won’t tell you more until you’re ready.”
“I’ll be the judge of when I’m ready,” I say, arms crossed, temper flaring.
“And that’s what I fear the most,” he sighs. “You, judging. You, thinking you’re ready.”
“Ready for what?” I ask, but I’ve lost track of my original premise. Arguing with Cosmicity is disorienting. Big Guy continues to chuckle, which is not helpful.
I hate the thought of being gullible. Or wrong. My protective cloak of self-righteousness has worn spots. I need to be dead right about something. Anything. What if I’ve wasted my life swinging like Tarzan from belief to belief, only to have the final vine break? What if I’m a naïve fool? What if I grow bitter for erroneous reasons? What if I’ve leaned the ladder of success against a false wall? What if I’ve taken too many supplements all these years?
Big Guy is howling, holding his gut, peeing his pants. “You’re the best, honey. I needed that.”
“Needed what?” I ask, red-faced and defensive.
“I needed to watch you drink from the chalice of uncertainty. Elixir of the Gods, right there. Confessional magic. The meek and humble are my last hope for humanity’s continued existence.”
“So glad I could be of help,” I lie. Big Guy seems to think he’s winning an argument. He’s relishing my chagrin.
“No, and no,” he says. “I don’t relish, and I don’t win.”
“And I don’t get it,” I admit.
“Oh, but you do,” Big Guy says.
Every cliché in the known universe is screaming at me. Platitudes and blind faith parade by, tossing sweet assurances. There are cookies baking, robin eggs hatching, children laughing, ice cream melting, rounds of stiff drinks on God. So little time. So many simplicities.
“You’re ready, little one,” Big Guy whispers.
“I know,” I whisper back. “But hurry. It never lasts for long.”
Short visits with an honest God 