
Birds crash into our southern windows at (literally) breakneck speeds. A few die instantly. Some bounce and fly away, wobbly and mortally wounded. We’ve taken steps to mitigate these errors in bird judgment, but why, oh why does this happen in the first place?
“You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time. But you can’t fool all of the people all of the time,” Creator murmurs to herself, mesmerized by the old neckties fluttering outside our windows.
“Who said that?” I ask. “Abe Lincoln or P.T. Barnum?”
“Does it matter? Birds get fooled. People get fooled. That’s a sad fact. Manipulating perception can be both profitable and fatal.”
“Profitable?” I asked.
“Duh,” Creator says. “Conspiracy theories sell guns. False claims sell addictive, brain-altering drugs. Naïve people, with inadequate media literacy, donate to malevolent causes or con artists. Birds swoop toward something they want, not realizing that the transparent barrier is a mirage of their desires.”
“I feel for the birds,” I say. “One time, I hit a side window so hard I fell to the floor in front of a restaurant full of people.”
“Did you blame the glass for being there? For being too clean?”
I grin a sheepish grin. “Nah,” I say. “But I wanted to.”
Creator smiles. “Well, well. There may be hope for humanity yet.”
“Oh, no you don’t,” I say, backing away. “Do not pin hope for humanity on me. Nope.”
“People have a tough time admitting their ignorance or misperceptions,” Creator continues, ignoring my disclaimer. “The evidence smacks them in the face, but they drum up far-fetched explanations and take another run. Even when they break their stiff necks, they blame the glass.”
My hand automatically goes to my neck, and I do some yoga stretches to keep it limber. Yes, I occasionally engage in denial and blame, but glass is glass. Doors are doors. Truth is truth. And one clear truth is that humans make mistakes.
“Course-corrections are possible,” Creator adds in a quiet, sad voice. “I realize humility is not a popular virtue, but you don’t have to keep flying into the glass.”
“Do you think the meek will actually inherit the earth?” I ask.
“I think so,” Creator answers. “But the steep cost of repairs will be as unnecessary as all those broken necks.”
