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Guests

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Upstream from us, there’s an old guy who’s been known to shoot off his rifle when rafters float by. I don’t do that. But it does throw me off when God lands on our sandy bank and strides to the house, excessively tattooed, dreadlocks flowing, a nearly naked wife and a gaggle of chattering children trailing behind. My compassion wriggles away like a garter snake in tall grass. I am wary and antagonistic. God is far less challenging as a superhero or a ray of light.

I rally and force myself to be nice to this God of awful multiplicities and entitled bearing. It’s a shallow nice, verging on phony. This is God the Other. No wonder humans so readily fear and hate The Other.

“Welcome,” I say, half-heartedly. “Would you all like something to drink?”

“Sure. Sweet tea if you have it,” God says. “Nice place you got here.”

My suspicions flare. Are they casing the joint? Am I under surveillance? Will my hospitality be repaid by something nefarious, manipulative, or even deadly? Will I be poisoned?

“Oh, you’ve already been poisoned,” God chuckles.

“Snack?” I say, offering a tray of fresh vegetables with hummus. Snap peas, green peppers, and little carrots.

The children make gagging noises and demand bacon. I hate the smell of bacon, and God knows this. They open the fridge and stare. I don’t like the door open. I don’t like my leftovers being examined.

God runs the hot water too long, pees in the garden, and dominates the conversation. There are wet socks everywhere.

As I make lunch for them, they mention taking a little siesta.

“It isn’t even noon,” I protest.

“Yeah, but it’s so hot. We’re tired. Could you unload the raft while we put our feet up for a spell?”

Unload the raft? My heart sinks. God appears to be moving in. I have no space for this. No bandwidth. There’s not a charitable thought in my head.

A gentle breeze cools the heat of my rapid-fire fears and defenses. It’s God.

“Center,” she whispers. “Deep breath. You can do this.”

“I know,” I hiss back. “But why, God? Why?”

“Practice,” God grins. “Do you think we enjoy being so unsettling? You’re our neighbor, honey. We love you. We do this for you.”

“Gee, thanks,” I say.

“You’re welcome,” God says. The entire Collective grabs the plate of cookies. Crumbs fly as they gobble more than their share. Then they curl innocent and nap like cats in the sun.

The crumbs are holy, I remind myself, sweeping the kitchen, surprisingly calm. The crumbs are holy, and I am loved.

Sphincters and Other Lesser Parts of the World

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In the process of letting go (a euphemism for aging) I’ve grown more conversant with my inner workings. Organs, nerves, limbs, skin, circulatory systems, hairline–we’ve all befriended each other. For instance, on a recent road trip miles from anywhere, my bladder urged me to pull over. I squatted (a humble pose if there ever was one) and waved cheerfully at the driver of the pick-up that happened by. She waved back. A warm calm spread throughout my body as my bladder and I drove on home.

Some of us think of creation as parts of The Body. Others are more exclusive about who’s in and who’s out; what’s to be honored, who’s to be enslaved. These are ego-based pretendings, wrong-headed derivations. In the Oneness, every molecule has a voice. For instance, when stubbed, the oft-overlooked third toe suddenly takes center stage.

This is the kind of pondering that almost always guarantees a visit from God. Sure enough. She’s arrived on the west wind with a flood-inducing chinook on her tail.

“Why, hello there, God,” I say. “What a nice surprise. C’mon in.” My automatic hospitality reminds me of a poem my grandmother had on her kitchen wall:

            Guest, you are welcome here. Be at your ease.

            Get up when you’re ready. Go to bed when you please.

            We’re happy to share with you, such as we’ve got,

            The leaks in the roof and the soup in the pot.

            You don’t have to thank us or laugh at our jokes.

            Sit deep and come often. You’re one of the folks.

I memorized the rhyme, but I didn’t know what it meant to sit deep, and I didn’t like people partaking of my grandmother’s kindness. I wanted her all to myself. Now, I want God all to myself. I want singular adoration, endless comfort, and permission to be at my ease forever without the hassles of caring for others.

“Sorry,” God says. “Doesn’t work that way.” We gaze at the fire. She strokes her chin. “If you had a choice, which part of The Body would you be?”

I chew my thumb and think. Brain, eyes, ears all come to mind, but they’re too obvious. “Bladder,” I say. “I’d be the mop bucket.”

God laughs. “You know you’d have to cooperate with the sphincter, right?”

“Yeah,” I say. “I’ve known that for a very long time.” I raise my right hand. “I do hereby solemnly swear to love and honor the sphincters of the world. My own and others.”

I expect God to chuckle, but instead, I realize we are sitting deep; God and me. And I see that nothing functions without cooperation and mutual respect, internally or out there in the nasty, brutal, fractured Oneness we live within. I know I’m not alone, but sometimes I wish I were.

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This morning, I stumbled into a nest of words that swarmed up like wasps and stung me. Disown, disavow, defy, dissent. Renounce, repudiate, reject, rebuff, refute, rebut. Deny. None of these words can ward off a root canal or undo a pregnancy. Even spoken together, they can’t change the meaning or length of any given life. They cannot change what is true. But they can do damage.

“Correct,” God said. She’d stopped by for coffee on her way to the city where these words are far more dangerous. “It’s tempting to deny rather than deal with things. Easier to disown than own up. But where’d you be without dissent when the tanks are at full throttle? Or refute when what is spoken is not true?”

Memories of Tiananmen Square…dissenting bodies flattened into dark stains of blood and flesh. Fast forward, flash back. Locations and causes vary, but it doesn’t end. People as pawns, people as predators. People fleeing or fighting back. People against people.

God turned the radio down and ate another cookie. “I’m not surprised that humans are a migratory species,” she said, rather randomly.

I thought about this for a minute. “Yeah, but it doesn’t seem voluntary,” I said. “People migrate because of disaster, violence, hunger…and they aren’t often well-received.” I pictured people jailed, children caged, battles, conquests, claims, displacements, paperless people pushed back or enslaved. I could see thick walls adorned with razor-sharp metal built to stem the flow of hope that comes disguised as desperation. Migration seemed even more dangerous than dissent.

“Sure,” God said. “Forced migration can be brutal. But humans also just explore. They get bored. They reach higher, dive deeper, and widen the circle. And sometimes, the stranger is welcomed with real hospitality. I like that.”

God’s placid mood slowly drained the toxins from my swollen oppositionalities. Or it could have been the beer. Or the turkeys pacing the fence. Or maybe the return of the Canadian geese, paired and gliding through the snowy sky. Whatever the source, I found the wherewithal to smile.

“I like that, too,” I said, and remembering my manners, I added, “I’m glad you stopped by. Thanks.”

“De nada,” God said. She put a cookie in her pocket. “One for the road.”

“Take more,” I said, pushing the blue plate towards her. “Take as many as you’d like.”

“Don’t mind if I do,” God said. She helped herself to every last cookie. Our eyes met. She grinned. I could see cookie crumbs caught in her teeth. Cookie crumbs on her jacket. Bits of cookie falling from her grasp, turning into a sea of cookies, mountains of cookies, a sky of cookies. A planet of fresh-baked cookies.

“How did you ever get involved with a God like that?” I asked myself as she and her cookie-filled fists faded. I shook my head, but to be honest, I have no regrets. Occasional terror, but no regrets.